Never eat anything bigger than your head
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Whenever you see crossed chives you are in trouble
We should all be eating less meat and better meat


This year’s Sausage Rollover

2014 is still a pup, but looking through last year’s files I came across the piece that I wrote about the inaugural Sausage Rollover which was held at the Red Lion in Barnes. In 2013 I grumbled a good deal about the clever-clever-over-cheffy sausage rolls that were entered. I grizzled about the “sausage” roll that was made by wrapping a lobster tail in pastry. I wrote of my longing for a simple sausage roll that was greasy, filling and perfect ballast for when the thirst was raging.


  • Five hot Chillies
  • Tayyabs
  • Mirch Masala
  • Amaya
  • The Brilliant
  • Sitaraay